I apologize if my blog seems to jump from non stop stupid humor to non stop Jesus depending on the day.
"I am learning to believe better things. I am learning to believe that other people exist, that fashion is not truth; rather, Jesus is the most important figure in history, and the gospel is the most powerful force in the universe. I am learning not to be passionate about empty things, but to cultivate passion for justice, grace, truth and communicate the idea that Jesus likes people and even loves them."
- Donald Miller, Blue Like Jazz (via jspark3000)
So I read the Japanese Bee one to my roommate, who promptly responded “Like, who was the first group to figure that out. ‘Alright, here’s the plan: we’re gonna group hug, and then BUZZZZZZ.’”
we didn’t even give pluto a year really
"Jesus’s idea of being born again in THIS life is what makes Christianity radically different from any other religion on the planet. In some sense we are claiming that a miracle, a subjective experiential miracle is at the centre of our faith."
- Bruxy Cavey
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
True. I did this once as a kid and they called back, my dad answered. He was pretty confused…
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”
THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’
you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
Thank YOU HOLY SHIT
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.
Here on the interwebs (Tumblr especially), surreal photography is nothing new. So it’s quite amazing when a new talented young champ stands out from the pack and creates images that garner the attention of the masses.